Flatlines and Laugh Lines
Book Signing
📚🔥 A BOOK SIGNING OF MYTHIC PROPORTIONS
An Event Homer Would Have Written About If He Knew Dr. Mike
This is not just a book.
This is not just a signing.
This is a literary eruption, a medical chronicle, a stand-up routine in hardcover form.
Flatlines and Laugh Lines retells the heroic journey of a cardiologist navigating:
• chaotic hospitals,
• unpredictable patients,
• questionable life choices (not always his),
• and medical moments so outrageous Zeus himself would raise an eyebrow.
You will laugh.
You will cry.
You will question the stability of the healthcare system.
But above all, you will be entertained.
Put simply:
If this book doesn’t make you laugh, please check your pulse — Dr. Mike can assist.
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🎭 STARRING: DR. MIKE VASILOMANOLAKIS
A man whose résumé is so extraordinary it reads like fiction:
• Multi-time LA Times Super Doc
• Grammy Award–winning music producer
• Cardiologist, storyteller, adventurer
• Survivor of medical school, residency, and countless bizarre patient anecdotes
• The only human scientifically proven to attract absurd events the
🏛️ THE EPIC LOCATION
Wednesday, December 10
⏰ 4:30 PM – 7:30 PM
📍 Cultural Center of the Assumption Greek Orthodox Church
5761 E Colorado St
Long Beach, CA 90814
Why here?
Because every epic tale needs a sacred ground — and every sacred ground needs a parking lot.
Arrive however you want:
• fashionably early,
• delightfully late,
• or dramatically bursting through the doors like a hero returning from battle.
All options acceptable.
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✉️ RSVP — OR FACE THE FATES
To help us avoid preparing enough appetizers for either a tiny gathering or a Greco-Roman festival, please RSVP by emailing officemanagerlynnev@drrmike.com
Your response will be recorded in the scrolls for future generations to admire.
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🏆 SIGN-OFF OF GLORY
Warm wishes,
Mike